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JAIME NEEFS


AGE: 19
HOMETOWN: OAKVILLE, ON

Ten things you need to know about the first-ever female AXE Consumer Consultant, Jaime Neefs:

  • Hails from Oakville, Ontario.
  • Is a full-time student at McMaster University.
  • Edward vs. Jacob? She roots for the four-legged…
  • Is abstaining from vanilla for the summer (and we’re here to help).
  • Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba – that’s right, she can say it backwards in less five seconds.
  • Dislikes horses.
  • Is a varsity athlete.
  • Aspiring mathlete (fingers crossed).
  • Likes to break a sweat at least once a day (refer to point #7 / #8).
  • Can sing a ballad ‘slash’ rap tune like no one else.

AL HALAVREZOS


AGE: 23
HOMETOWN: DARTMOUTH, NS

Ten things you need to know about the first-ever male AXE Consumer Consultant, Al Halavrezos:

  • Goes by Al Hal. Trust us, it’s easier that way.
  • Just graduated McGill University studying music, marketing and science.
    • He’s a jack of all trades.
  • Likes cats. A lot.
  • Is from Dartmouth, NS – aka the Darkside. If you don’t know – we didn’t either.
  • Will wear a flag to impress.
  • Likes to start his Saturday nights with a call home to his fam (decreases guilt, thereby increasing good times).
  • Doesn’t kiss and tell...
  • Sports a moustache with more than a hint of irony 90% of the year.
  • Fears nothing.
  • Would tell you about his hidden talent, but would have to kill you.

Fundies In Undies

Post by alhal

   Just for you, I lived the past few days wearing alternative underwear. My findings?

Name: Tighty Whities (Steady Reddies?)

Weather: 28ºC, sunny

Pros: - Available in awesome colours

         - Most socially acceptable undergarment to prance in

Cons: - Only 50% of ass sweat absorbed (boxer briefs catch 100%)

           - Tight.

EoU (ease of urination): 4/5

Additional Comments: - much more comfortable with shorts than pants

Name: Commando

Weather: 27ºC (40º + with humidity!)

Pros: - Feel manly and sexy at the same time. Mexy.

         - Can silently rebut any comment with “oh yeah? I’m not wearing any underwear!”

Cons: - Need to wash pants more frequently (see ass sweat, above).

EoU: Delivery = 6/5… Cleanup = 3/5

Additional Comments: Wear a belt.

Name: Man Thong

Weather: Hot, humid, and rainy

Pros: - You can shock people

Cons: - It’s a man thong

EoU: 1/5 - No hole!

Additional Comments: Don’t ride a bike. Don’t tell your parents.

Posted On: July 31 2010