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JAIME NEEFS


AGE: 19
HOMETOWN: OAKVILLE, ON

Ten things you need to know about the first-ever female AXE Consumer Consultant, Jaime Neefs:

  • Hails from Oakville, Ontario.
  • Is a full-time student at McMaster University.
  • Edward vs. Jacob? She roots for the four-legged…
  • Is abstaining from vanilla for the summer (and we’re here to help).
  • Zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba – that’s right, she can say it backwards in less five seconds.
  • Dislikes horses.
  • Is a varsity athlete.
  • Aspiring mathlete (fingers crossed).
  • Likes to break a sweat at least once a day (refer to point #7 / #8).
  • Can sing a ballad ‘slash’ rap tune like no one else.

AL HALAVREZOS


AGE: 23
HOMETOWN: DARTMOUTH, NS

Ten things you need to know about the first-ever male AXE Consumer Consultant, Al Halavrezos:

  • Goes by Al Hal. Trust us, it’s easier that way.
  • Just graduated McGill University studying music, marketing and science.
    • He’s a jack of all trades.
  • Likes cats. A lot.
  • Is from Dartmouth, NS – aka the Darkside. If you don’t know – we didn’t either.
  • Will wear a flag to impress.
  • Likes to start his Saturday nights with a call home to his fam (decreases guilt, thereby increasing good times).
  • Doesn’t kiss and tell...
  • Sports a moustache with more than a hint of irony 90% of the year.
  • Fears nothing.
  • Would tell you about his hidden talent, but would have to kill you.

What Grinds My Gears

Post by alhal

   Alright girls, this one goes out to you. I know your summer vacays are totally awesome. Spring break was great, too. I’ve seen your photos and they are lovely. Chillin’ at the pool pic? Check. Girls’ night out with a colourful drink pic? Check. Dance floor pic with that random guy that turned out to be a terrible mistake? Yeah, you’ve got that one, too. 

   But wait, something’s missing from your *~*RaNdOM fUn!*~* album. Hmmm…. oh, right:

A STUPID JUMPING PICTURE.
  

   What is it about the female genetic code that possesses you do do this? How is a picture of you on the air better then one with you on the ground? Why? Just… why?

   The biggest problem I have with these pictures is the wasted time they represent. Call me a cynic, but I would rather spend 15 minutes chillin’ with my friends than trying to coordinate an air-prancing, hand-holding picture worth so many mems.
  

   Thankfully, Fujifilm has come out with the feature for me on my F80EXR. It’s called “Final 23”, but I call it “stupid jumping picture setting”. Just hold down the shutter and the camera starts taking pictures, rapid-fire style. Lift your finger and the camera automatically stores the last 23 shots taken. 
  

   Voila - perfect stupid jumping pictures, everytime.

Oh boy.

Posted On: July 30 2010