As everyone is probably aware of by now, Al Hal and I celebrated Canada Day in Ottawa.  But it wasn’t just any old Canada Day bash.  For starters, the Queen made her way to Ottawa for the big day and I took pictures of a woman who I thought was the Queen.  Fail.  Must have been her stunt double or something.  Anyways, on a scale of one to crazy fun, I would rate Canada Day in Ottawa amaze-some.  That’s kinda like if awesome and amazing had a baby.  That good.

And if you’re wondering, “Hey Jaime! How do I, too, experience this phenomenon called ‘amaze-some?’”  Well, you could travel around the world OR you could wear a morphsuit!  “A what?”  A morphsuit.  Slip your bod into that spandex magic and you’ve got yourself a one-way ticket to amaze-some.  And you’re flying first class, baby!

In simple, though less magical terms, a morphsuit is a head to toe spandex beauty available in every colour you could dream of.  We’re talking body-hugging, full-vision goodness.  And on Canada Day Al and I were sporting none else than maple leaf red.

Why wear a morphsuit?

Why not?

Nothing says ‘Happy Birthday Canada’ or any other celebratory message like a skin-tight body suit.  Sure, we scared some babies and probably scarred a few young children for the remainder of their lives, but all in all the morphsuits were a success.

Actually they were more than a success!  People swarmed us like bees on honey.  Parents were tossing us their babies left, right, and centre, and I was an angel sent from heaven for my red vision four-legged friends.  People kissed, hugged, high fived, and thumbs upped us one hundred times over that day.  So I would say that, yeah, the morphsuit was a great success!

If you want to be the star of your next party or the hero of your generation, skip tradition and get yourself a morphsuit ASAP!